05 May 2011

how sarcastic you are?tell me..

Motif gambo??saje2..:P
hye mammals..

eh..korang pernah tak rasa sakit hati or annoying dengan pertanyaan yang kadang2 macam bangang nak mampus..xpon sakit hati dengan ayat2 yang ditujukan kepada korang??pastu korang macam blur2 je nak jawab kn?nak sakitkan hati die balik tapi korang xtau nak cakap camne kn..

ni meh nak ajar korang untuk menjadik sinis atau kejam sekejap..okey??
jom2 korang ikut saya mengarut haha..


situasi satu..

korang nak test baju kat fitting room..tapi tibe2 situasi bangang ni terjadi..
me: Akak..xmuat la saiz ni..ade saiz lagi besar tak?
akak: awak ke yang nak pakai..?
me: eh..tak delah..orang kat sebelah bilik ni nak pakai..ce try tengok ade tak saiz besar tuk dia..

situasi dua
korang dah sah2 tengah baring tapi mata celikk tibe2 kawan korang tanya soalan bodoh ni..

kawan: tido erk?
me: tido lah kot..kita tengah bercakap dalam mimpi ni.

situasi tiga
bila korang ikhlas puji kawan korang tapi tibe2 die eksen plak..

Me: wow..u look great today..suke2..
kawan: yeke?urmm tapi i cant say the same about you..urm.....
me: no prob..just do like me..lie!

situasi empat
korang tahu die tu cantik giler tapi saje nk cakap hudoh sbb nak mintak korang puji..

kawan: saya tahu saya ugly(padahal hoping to be praised)
me: tak yah la sedih..ramai lagi orang hodoh dalam dunia ni..
kawan: sob sob..sedihlah camtu..nak wat camne kan..
me: dont be sad..if i was ugly as u..i'd cry too!

situasi empat
bila kawan korang mencarut kat korang suke2 hati je..

kawan: cam sial..go to hell la!!
me: why?you work there?

situasi lima
kawan korang2 suke2 hati je nak korang berambus sbb kwn korang tu rase eksen sgt dia duk malaysia..

kawan: eh pergi berambus la..nak backup2 orang luar..pergi pindah la..xyah duk malaysia..
me:why not?buy me ticket!

situasi enam
bila kawan korang tanya soalan sama berjuta2 kali..

kawan: aku cantik x?
me: cantik..
kawan: cakap la aku cantik tak..cantik x??
me: sorry..aku xpandai sgt nak menipu..

situasi tujuh
bila kawan korang rekemen kan abg dia kt korang..

kawan: u tau tak..he loves u..
me: u tau x..i hate him

hahhaa..funny aite?ni contoh2 je..selamat menjadi kejam dan sinis..

p/s: Fact: If you ever hurt me...you get it back 10 times worse...

thanks 4 reading this
at

115 comments:

  1. MakbedMay 5, 2011 at 1:17 AM

    saya pun agak sarcastic juga... sebab tu lebih suka dok diam-diam je. kang kalu cakap, telebih jujur. hehehhh..

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  2. mizayusofMay 5, 2011 at 1:18 AM

    HAHA. sesekali nak try menjawab macam ni lah. sure bengang. hehe :)

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  3. NurulaimiMay 5, 2011 at 1:19 AM

    cool !

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  4. NanatMay 5, 2011 at 1:19 AM

    hahaha! true also. sometimes sgt annoyed dgn soalan2 yg membuang masa. wasted! malas nk layan ye tak! kui3.
    yg tak bleh blah part"saya ugly la" padahal mengharap dipuji. LOLZ!!

    http://natradiary.blogspot.com/

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  5. safuraraMay 5, 2011 at 1:21 AM

    huaaaaaaaaa kelakar.tp mmg ramai yg suke tny soalan yg agak2 bodoh tu.bile tgk kite basuh kain.tanya ag.basuh kain ke.aarrggggg tekanan.

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  6. Dayana ZMay 5, 2011 at 1:21 AM

    haha interesting :) !
    dayana tak reti buat ayat2 mcm ni, kalau org ckp ppe pun malas nk layan diam je ;) nk try la pasni haha.

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  7. Admiral HafizMay 5, 2011 at 1:25 AM

    haha..setuju dgn sumer point kat atas ni

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  8. Belle MembebelMay 5, 2011 at 1:26 AM

    hahahha. terbaek lah kak nurul..mmg best situasi2 tu sume. but same as u,if ade sesape sakitkan i,mmg balas berganda2..

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  9. zilaMay 5, 2011 at 1:26 AM

    ade-ade jer kak nurul eh.. haha

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  10. Ashraf JalilMay 5, 2011 at 1:28 AM

    haha! lawak!follow anda!

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  11. HishyamuddinMay 5, 2011 at 1:30 AM

    hahaha...nk try blh?
    haha..akak wat pe tu?tido ek?hahahah

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  12. habsahharunMay 5, 2011 at 1:30 AM

    salam...

    ouh sy tak suka situasi yg nombor 4 tu..dah tau cantik/kacak, but still nak suruh org puji2 dia..cambest je kan..?kan?kan?

    hek eleh..

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  13. Mila AhmadMay 5, 2011 at 1:31 AM

    haha...sO funny...tapi giler best jawapan!!!

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  14. Mama NaailaMay 5, 2011 at 1:32 AM

    kdg2 nk jadi sinis mcm tuh, tapi tkde keberanian. uwwaaa...help me.

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  15. fza_eyzzahMay 5, 2011 at 1:33 AM

    hak3~ mmg dasat tol la jwapan2 2 sume. leh gune 2. heee~ ;)

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  16. ❀aRaBeLLa❀May 5, 2011 at 1:35 AM

    situasi 4 tingat sorang minah ni..selalu sangat jumpe dlm entry dia kata dia hodoh la gemuklah ..padahal dia dikategorikan org yang cantik..drama queen sungguh!

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  17. Aunie HanisMay 5, 2011 at 1:39 AM

    hahahhahha..
    terbaek lah akq nie...

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  18. AnonymousMay 5, 2011 at 1:39 AM

    hohohohoho...xckup kejam lagi tuh... tu kira cam msih mjaga ht n persaan kwn hik3x... :)

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  19. kAmi dAn mEreKaMay 5, 2011 at 1:41 AM

    biasala tu kak,
    dah terang tang tang nampak kite dok buat ape, sibuk nak tanya banyak kali, hehe ;)

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  20. saya afiqah laa (:May 5, 2011 at 1:41 AM

    hahahaa jwpn yg sengal utk persoalan yg sengal..

    mungkin boleh diaplikasikan pasnie :P

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  21. Cik Puan TqahMay 5, 2011 at 1:41 AM

    hihi..sangat sinis..selalu je berlaku kt sekeliling kan

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  22. Nazatul AnuarMay 5, 2011 at 1:55 AM

    sy sokong yg no.4

    xde sebab tetibe nak mencarut bagai..
    mcm org xbetul je..
    haih..

    Pak Pandir yg Sengal

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  23. Seha's ResidenceMay 5, 2011 at 1:56 AM

    nak try :):) tapi takot..hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha :):):):)

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  24. yayaMay 5, 2011 at 2:02 AM

    salam nurul..
    wah best juga m0dal nk menjawab 2..
    nnti yaya apply ye

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  25. tokwan mudaMay 5, 2011 at 2:12 AM

    hahaha...tapi situasi kedua tu mmg adat pun kt kmpg pun mcm tu org tua2 salu tnye cmtu jd terbiasa,kadang2 nga makan pun,kite akan ditnya "tengah makan ke?"...dahla mmg sah2 die nmpk kite makan...hehehe yg tu saya anggap biasa,tp bg yg tk biasa itu agaklaaa....heee

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  26. ::amoimaniac::May 5, 2011 at 2:19 AM

    cool gila !

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  27. LiNuX^MaS+ErMay 5, 2011 at 2:36 AM

    terbaik..pocah porut eden baco ni haa..:)

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  28. ayleencutegirlMay 5, 2011 at 2:36 AM

    hahaha.. nurul kejam kalau macam tu :)

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  29. UnknownMay 5, 2011 at 2:36 AM

    i like it... :)

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  30. AiNaMay 5, 2011 at 2:49 AM

    hehehe..leh try neh..thanx sis! ^_^

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  31. hawasumiriMay 5, 2011 at 2:52 AM

    hehe.. tu baru jujur namanya..

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  32. Akulah Pak LanMay 5, 2011 at 2:57 AM

    Gud...

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  33. Cik LaykaMay 5, 2011 at 2:58 AM

    hahaha ! dont be so mean~
    those words are sooo BRUTAL ~
    anyway , kinda agree with some dialog.. i'm use to be in it..

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  34. insta: lea_na_nur_May 5, 2011 at 3:12 AM

    suke la!!!!akan sy buat!

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  35. ZiemaMay 5, 2011 at 3:24 AM

    haha!!! best ni best!!! ziema suka kalau ajar sikit org2 cmni!! :)

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  36. AnonymousMay 5, 2011 at 3:32 AM

    hahahaha...serius lawak...best la nor!!

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  37. AnonymousMay 5, 2011 at 3:35 AM

    sgt besh lah!!!

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  38. Fiza AMay 5, 2011 at 3:40 AM

    hahahaha..! saketnya hati..sabor jerlah..hehek

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  39. Rara FarahMay 5, 2011 at 3:59 AM

    haha...nombo duwe tu selalu buat...annoiying gila...dah tahu tanya lagi

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  40. L Y NMay 5, 2011 at 4:20 AM

    WAKAKAKKAKAKAAAAA!! sumpah kelakar nak mampos. :P

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  41. einzMay 5, 2011 at 4:30 AM

    tp sy penah jumpa manusia yg sy tak pasti sama ada perasaan or tak???sgt2....menjengkelkan!!!
    tooo....blur....dye smpai ne blsh nan roomate dye ag...isk2....

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  42. UnknownMay 5, 2011 at 4:40 AM

    wakakkakaka.
    selambe katak je jawapan tue.
    sinis tahap gile ar tuk situasi tiga dan empat tue
    tepuk* tepuk*

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  43. muhamadsufian89May 5, 2011 at 5:16 AM

    tak pandai nak jadi sinis. tapi ok jugak tips ni boleh cuba. hehe

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  44. NiezmomoMay 5, 2011 at 5:18 AM

    haaha cool !

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  45. myra yusreenaMay 5, 2011 at 5:37 AM

    haha..yeahh nicee!!selamat menjadi orang kejamm!!haha

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  46. AnonymousMay 5, 2011 at 5:41 AM

    hahaha..lawak la akak ni..bgus2 blh guna nanti apa yg akak ajar ni.. :)

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  47. Miss SuperspecialMay 5, 2011 at 5:43 AM

    woww..!! edisi khas ke nur??? i will do ALL THIS !!~

    YEEEAAAAHHHAAA~~~

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  48. Miss SuperspecialMay 5, 2011 at 5:45 AM

    woww..!! edisi khas ke nur??? i will do ALL THIS !!~

    YEEEAAAAHHHAAA~~~

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  49. nazirulhazwan~May 5, 2011 at 5:46 AM

    Sy amat sinis,setuju?haha

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  50. Fahmi MahatMay 5, 2011 at 5:49 AM

    pehhhh.hebat~

    sebelum ni pnah dgr gak, tapi yang ni versi superkijam woo.

    yang bese dgr, time nak gi basuh baju..

    S: holaa~ basuh baju eh
    J: taklah, nak gi main badminton ni ha..

    :D

    yang terasa nak sinis sesekali,
    FahmiMahat

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  51. EykaMay 5, 2011 at 6:17 AM

    kejam gilakk! haha:) eyka pon nak jadi cm2 laa~ :)

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  52. MunMay 5, 2011 at 6:33 AM

    haha. i'm sarcastic too :p

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  53. Firdaus @ FertMay 5, 2011 at 6:54 AM

    playing the "me" line mmg challenging..hahahahhaah

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  54. Honey SmileMay 5, 2011 at 7:10 AM

    wau...
    it's amazing...

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  55. Nisa FuziMay 5, 2011 at 7:12 AM

    sangat suke la !! heee

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  56. ♥:: cik fafa ::♥May 5, 2011 at 8:01 AM

    hihihihihi....suka3...nak try ar jwb cm nie gap...yes!!! memang sentap mak nok org yg dengar balik jwpn kita tu.....terus terjun bagunan 4 tingkat

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  57. nina ibungaMay 5, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    hahaha..lawak jugak nie..
    boleh digunakan utk kgunaan sharian..hahah

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  58. FizzaMay 5, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    Akan cuba sedaya upaya menggunakan ayat2 dalam situasi ke-3!!! :D

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  59. nur amiraMay 5, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    hahaha bagus punye idea kak nurul...

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  60. Alwani RaihanMay 5, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    NICE ONE! Suka gilaa bab sarcastic segala ni

    On the phone
    Kawan : Hey tga buatpe tu?
    Me : Tga main badminton. Lawan lin dan lagi. nak join?

    hahaha but I know my sarcastic not as cruel as yours :P

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  61. DiMay 5, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    xDDDD *sambil ketawa guling guling


    sis . tengok jawapan pun, i know , you were BORN to be a lawyer


    *masih ketawa guling guling tak cukup tanah

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  62. emieysandraMay 5, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    sian giler situasi 3 tu :D

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  63. nurfarah nadiahMay 5, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    mantap lah entry! *standing ovation* memang sentap kalau ada sesape yang pernah terkena camni.. hahaha~

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  64. awjanMay 5, 2011 at 4:16 PM

    like...camtulaa manusia zaman skrg...ikhlas tp sebenarnyer x ikhlas...hehe

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  65. fatian athieaMay 5, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    hahhaha..lawak nak giler pulak an..

    ni raase cam nak jumpe kak nurul ni..

    nak blajar byk2 menda dgn akak..kekekekeh..

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  66. Indah MulyaMay 5, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    hahhaha..mantop sis..sinis itu menawan skali =]

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  67. IMA SALSUZAIMAMay 5, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    hehe..jawapan yang baik.hehe..salam kenal kak nurul..:)

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  68. AmOy zEtMay 5, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    jawapan terbaek Nurul,,hahhah~amoy suke,,

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  69. Cik NathrahMay 5, 2011 at 10:03 PM

    sukeee sgt! hahahaha. best2! tapi sis yg situasi yg hodoh mintak org puji tu bukan sy. sy mmg tak pernah rase diri cantik. seriusly! tak de niat nak mintak org puji :)

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  70. AdibMay 5, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    haha..nice..

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  71. PinKy MoMMaMay 5, 2011 at 10:23 PM

    bahahahahah nurulbadiah lai adakah ini pernah terjadi realiti di depan kamu?

    sis penah kena gak..kadang2 rasa nak ku cepuk2 je..tapi bila fikir balik..aihh x kuasa nak layan..nnt tersakit hati ;)

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  72. Cik YanaMay 5, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    Nice! kadang-kadang annoying gile nak jawab/respons benda-benda camni. Tapi jwpn kat atas tu mampu buat orang tu terus senyap kot. Hahaha~

    Lots of Love,
    Cik Yana

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  73. Cik FirusMay 5, 2011 at 11:14 PM

    i like dis entry

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  74. Nur Hawa Mohd ZinMay 5, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    tersenyum2 bace entry ni :)

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  75. Lyaa SurianyMay 5, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    auwwwwww
    memang sarcastic habis la hun,...
    suka..
    bolela try afta dis

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  76. AnonymousMay 5, 2011 at 11:40 PM

    ado jgk yg kene pd zura, kdng2 rs nak maki je.. tp bile pk2 leh tergelak jd nye..

    * salam kenalan dari fazilzurakil

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  77. Noor FatinMay 6, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    hehehe agak kejam ye ayatnya..

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  78. UnknownMay 6, 2011 at 12:19 AM

    hehhe kejam2~ hehhehe

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  79. efa fairuzMay 6, 2011 at 12:22 AM

    pehh! sarcastic gile! haha

    i like the one when, "no prob, just do like me, lie!"

    hahaha

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  80. Dhea AhmadMay 6, 2011 at 12:41 AM

    geram kan bila ader yg bertanyer macam tu...

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  81. alexayussidaMay 6, 2011 at 1:12 AM

    makan dalam..haha :)

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  82. Kumbang JinggaMay 6, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    funny2 hehehe..nurul leh masuk maharaja lawak ganti jihan miskin hehehe..anyway nice entry..love u so much..not u but ur blog hehehe

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  83. wItH loVeMay 6, 2011 at 2:00 AM

    hehe..bleh try ni...

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  84. siti surayaMay 6, 2011 at 2:50 AM

    haha . suke gyler entry ini . sama lah kita . dont TRY me ! hehe (:

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  85. axuerhaMay 6, 2011 at 3:47 AM

    hahaha...suke3..most of da contoh tu prnah trjadi pada sy...hehe

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  86. Nana HussinMay 6, 2011 at 4:15 AM

    hahaha .. suka situasi 4 .. klaka gile ..

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  87. UnknownMay 6, 2011 at 4:19 AM

    err..menakutkan bila jadi situasi mcm tu..kadang2 kita pun ada buat salah macam tu

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  88. miSs aMaLMay 6, 2011 at 6:43 AM

    ahaha...siyes kejam sis..loike it.ha3
    :)

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  89. WahidahMay 6, 2011 at 7:10 AM

    well if u ask me..jenis tak sarcastic mn..tp kdg2 agak sarcastic gk bile perlu..hahaha

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  90. CahayaCintaIlahiMay 6, 2011 at 7:55 AM

    hehe i LIKE it sis nurul hehe

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  91. Nazrul AshraffMay 6, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    macam entry maria elena. tapi yang kak maria punya lagi kelakar..

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  92. AnonymousMay 6, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    nak tambah lagi..

    situasi:
    Anda sedang makan di cafe kolej seorang diri..

    kawan:hai, sorang je ke?
    zara:eh, xdelah.. ramai je orang kat kafe ni..sambil buat muke inesen...

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  93. Invisible MeMay 6, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    kadang2 jadi kejam satu kepuasan :D

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  94. UnknownMay 6, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    style la sys..memg tgelak-gelak bace nie..slalu gak dpat kwan cmni. lg2 yg part duk tanye dia cntik tak..adoi.penat nk mnjwab..haha

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  95. FyqaMay 6, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    berguna. but. kelakar jugak. haha

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  96. Hafidzah HafidzMay 6, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    hahaha..terbaek..yang tak tahan part go to hell, jawapan dye: why, you work there? hahaha..okai! boleh la fyza try plak lepas neh hehehehe >.<

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  97. Ary ariasputeraMay 6, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    suke yang situasi empat... hahaha..

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  98. kueh bakarMay 7, 2011 at 2:32 AM

    1st!

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  99. belMay 7, 2011 at 4:29 AM

    hahah..
    akak!!!
    thanx 4 giving me the idea to be a sarcastic person!!
    hahaha..
    syuke2..(^_^)

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  100. belMay 7, 2011 at 4:30 AM

    funny laa..
    sah2 org yg kne tuh gelak kt kter..

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  101. ewanthologyMay 7, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    typical conversation.

    benda rutin yang orang tak sedar.

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  102. ♥c!k Ann♥May 7, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    hahhaha!
    nice!

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  103. AnonymousMay 7, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    sgt suke situasi 1 tu kih3

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  104. UnknownMay 7, 2011 at 8:18 PM

    mek suka bila ada masa nya kita perlu jadi kejam & sinis.. warghhhh haha

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  105. Ima AmalinaMay 7, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    really funny..:D

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  106. AnonymousMay 8, 2011 at 6:29 AM

    mcm kawan sy je . selalu dok kata "nape la aku ni hodoh ha ? "
    time dok tgk pic die lam kamera . padahal dah mmg lawa . nak suroh org puji la tu .menyampah tol . konon merendah diri la . buerk !!

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  107. Akmal Izzah AliasMay 8, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    cool giler r jawapan tu..hhe

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  108. Miss bMay 8, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    mulut saya lebih puaka. bahahhahaa

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  109. Nadzirah AzlanMay 8, 2011 at 10:07 PM

    hahahhahaha~terbaek..!~

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  110. eZmALiZaMay 8, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    kalo jawab soklan cmni kat kawan, mesti dapat pelempang satu..hahaha :D

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  111. Farahiyah Khadijah AmbriMay 9, 2011 at 1:38 AM

    hehe. nak try la! x pernah terfikir. LOL ;)

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  112. S x RMay 9, 2011 at 5:27 AM

    i love ppl that has good sarcasm but sometimes ppl just go overboard. since ur a lawyer, i adore u more! haha

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    huhuhu... pretty mean tooo... like da way u lie... love my dear frenzzz much...
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  114. RaraPuingMay 11, 2011 at 1:15 AM

    kakak yang cantik muka kemain garang tu hehe

    love u

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  115. Zya AmalisDecember 26, 2011 at 8:31 AM

    "sorry..aku xpandai sgt nak menipu"..kehkehkeh

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